Ep 501 - Daddy Tuah

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

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Yo0o00o0o0o. wutz gud. We're back. Fambly ep. Shane and Matthew have been reunited to bless everyone with a piping hot broadcast just in time for the 4th of July! We hope everyone has fun tomorrow celebrating our great nation's independence ! Please enjoy. God bless.

ps no ads this week shout out 4th of july

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0:00.0	And we're live.
0:01.0	Hey, talking about the great Xbox outage, Xbox outage of 2024.
0:07.0	Yeah, started over right now.
0:08.0	JK.
0:11.0	Hey, we're live. We can't misspeak dude. We'll get denominated from here.
0:16.1	Denominated? Yes, if I fuck my speech Joe.
0:18.3	Get nominated. They'll be like get him out of here. True. Get him the fuck out.
0:22.0	Yeah, I guess let's just get into that. That was
0:24.0	that was heartbreaking. It was sad. I didn't enjoy it. I didn't like there was no
0:28.8	part of me that reveled in Joe Biden's cognitive slippage.
0:33.5	Yeah, it was very sad.
0:34.7	It was.
0:35.7	I liked watching Trump's face.
0:37.2	Dude, when he would get accused, he was like,
0:39.5	you son of the porn star when your wife was pregnant. Yeah, right.
0:44.0	I noticed that a lot of his facial expressions are just gay guy.
0:49.0	Like, what as if?
0:52.0	Yeah, right. Yeah, he's like his default like countenance the whole time was crazy just the wise old owl.
0:58.0	He had like the or Biden Biden was Biden talked to him and he was like skis.
1:03.3	Yeah, Biden looked like he was on kedamine the entire time.
1:08.7	Trump looked like someone carved his face and wood.
1:11.2	He was sitting there the whole time.
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