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Have you ever wondered what it's like to win big on the national lottery?

Just to confirm are you somewhere you're able to pull at the moment?

Yes, we're at home. Lovely. Now just check the ticket and I can confirm you are now millionaires.

Yes!

Do you have a trick we won?

Imagine that. It could be you. The national lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

All right.

All right, honky-tonk. All right there. Was that a commencement sound plus statement?

Yeah, statement sigh. Verbal yoga. I used to say that it was. You don't have to tell you what?

Made that up. What did you make up?

Then it was verbal yoga. I mean, to say that to you about a year and a bit ago.

You did and it never was yoga. Bullshit.

I'm looking for a new start in mechanism for the show. I could get in before you get the chance

to do one. What about an item? I'm thinking like Chris Evans or something like that.

I know. It just makes you laugh. I think there was cheeky smile. I felt like I was part of the posse there.

Nice one Chris. What about an item called interesting stuff in it?

So like, do you know, you know, you get a new stomach line in every three to four days?

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