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Are you going to start with your sounds of sound and all in nooks?

Yeah I've got a song. What? I've got a song. Sounds of Sunderland song. Yeah. So I just say

no I'm starting with Chris Evans. Have we started? No, we some weren't for your side.

All right all right I'm not letting you finish that side and because I want to crack straight

on with this podcast and I like what we hinted at last week which was the section called

very interesting in it which is Chris Evans. It's a Chris Evans style right so you're like

me gang me like a second fan. The posse. Yeah. Your second fan right so here we go. Well later on

we'll be playing Chris's wacky crazy monster monster cruncher thorn. You say crunch crunch

oops. Crunch crunch oops. Hey I drove into work today and the men arterial rods in the London

were really busy. Am I right? You're always right. You're always right sir. Yeah you could have

said Chrissy Whissy. Hey so I'm in a cab on the way home from an owl roast right up me mates.

Patitation buttons and the cabbie takes me back to my house and I give them an £8,000 tip

am I a one off or what? You are sir. You are? Yeah. No you should say yes.

What? What in a trillion zillion Chris? Yes you're one in a trillion zillion Chris. That's right.

Now on this day in 1985 the last red telephone box was installed. I want you to tell me some

of the crazy wacky things you got up to in red telephone boxes. You'll say get on the

phone to the man with five homes. Get on the phone to that man with five homes. That's right but

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