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Do you get down here alright today? I did. I had to do the school run and drop the dog off at

me mum and dad's and all that sort of caper before I got here. I didn't have to get up and have

passed five in the morning like you normally make me do. Okay. Excuse me. When you say school run,

school run, do you mean you run to the school? Alongside the school.

Right here. The perimeter of the school I run around it. It's an exercise.

Because you could like in a handsel and grattle way you could literally run out wherever you wanted

and know your way back because of all the tit fat that would have dripped onto the experiments.

You could just follow it back, couldn't you? Yeah, I could do but that's not what I meant.

Thank you for doing the school run on behalf of me. Can we just get on with it?

Because I've got to be out of here by after three. Okay. Can I just say first before we get any

further? I just want to add my sweatshirt for a minute that you've got on. It's nice and nothing.

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