Ep 57: Drama At The Casa

Jumping In An Elevator

Mike's Mic

Comedy

5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

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After much trial and tribulashawn mendes, I have finally moved house and thus therefore now have the opportunity to run my mouth about that experience. I love moving house you guyssssssssssssssssssssssss you just wouldn't get itttttttt 🙈 In this episode I also talk about:

- the m3th dealer upstairs

-the hunting knife drug dealer downstairs

-broken elevator (omg....jumped 2 hard!)

-meeting Rina Sawayama

-kfc SCANDAL

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody. Welcome to Jumping in an Elevator. The podcast where I full-stop famously,
0:13.5	um, I'm back. That's a Roman in Moscow. Moscow, Moscow. Reference for those who don't know.
0:27.5	Welcome to my podcast. Hope you like it. You ain't leaving. Uh, yeah, it's been a while.
0:34.0	Brittany break the ice. It has been a while. We're not gonna dwell on that. Like literally,
0:40.0	all you need to know about my hiatus era is, yeah, I've been working. I've been making
0:47.1	moves in silence, but also out loud. And also, I've been falling over many times. I don't
0:54.3	think I've spoken about the most recent fall. So I thought I would start with that because I'm
1:00.6	reminded of it every day, whenever I look at my drink bottle, the Frank Green with the K-pop stickers
1:05.3	on it, because, mm-hmm, it was my backpack. And I was running across the road and it fucking like,
1:13.8	oh my god, this is literally traumatizing to talk about. So I was running late for the tram
1:20.2	to go to dance class. It was a K-pop dance class. And I don't usually do K-pop dance class on this day
1:25.7	at this time. Like that's not what I do. But this particular routine, like the teacher posted on
1:31.3	her story and I was like, oh, that's gonna like, yeah, that's gonna be excellent. And I have to go.
1:36.2	So I was running late and I was running for the tram. And it was one of those situations where in
1:41.8	Melbourne, sometimes the tram stops are really far apart, but then sometimes they're really close
1:46.6	together. So I was at tram stop one. I was going to tram stop one, but the tram had already gone past
1:54.8	that, but it had to go one block through two sets of traffic lights. And sometimes I can run
2:00.6	from one to two and make it. Do I look feral? Yeah, yeah, I do. But can I run? Yeah, which will be
2:08.6	spoken about later when I talk about how someone on a bike on drugs chased me to my apartment.
2:17.2	Anyway, so I was running for the tram and I ran across the intersection and there was a slight change
2:24.4	in the level of the ground. And I was not anticipating that. I just wasn't, I was reading the Air Force
2:31.0	ones. And they just weren't accommodating for that. And I fucking carved it across the road.
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