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Jumping In An Elevator

Ep 58: Perthonality (with Potato Corner Hailey Bieber)

Jumping In An Elevator

Mike's Mic

Comedy

51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Literally no one saw this coming - I have uploaded a new episode exactly one week after the previous episode. Very SCARY, very UNFORSEEN, very AMBITIOUS scenes. This time I'm joined by one of my iconic besties, Vanessa, who has actually appeared on my Youtube channel before when I was scandalously in my movie review era!! We reviewed Suburbicon (2017) which in hindsight is so fkn funny because WHY that movie - I fear we were literally the only people to see it opening weekend...

Anyway I was verrrrry excited to get Vanessa on the podcast, she's one of my funniest and most stylish friends and also has an encyclopaedic knowledge of Real Housewives and Ariana Grande b-sides - chrewly a thriple threat!!

Some other topics covered this episodes:

- Jen Shah's DHGate dupes

- The lying tiktok vintage shoppers

- Italian Tour (TM) Jakeb's 16 trillion dollar Netflix hat

- Why I won't go on reality tv

- Style trends babe x

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello everybody, welcome to Jumping in an Elevator. The podcast where I full stop truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, I am

0:13.9

controversially standing right now. I know that's a very rare sight to see me stand because I love to

0:21.5

sit guys, I love to sit. I wanted to stand just so I could, you know, let you take in the chaos that

0:29.6

is my new setup because I feel like you didn't get the full experience of the wall in my most recent

0:34.8

episode. So I've just got a big wall behind me and there's so much shit on my desk right now. It's

0:39.1

actually, it's actually quite traumatising. Yeah, the amount of shit on my desk. This episode of

0:45.6

the podcast, it's a good one. Yeah, babe, it's a good one. All the other ones can fucking charge.

0:51.5

This one's a good one. This was recorded, I want to say like four weeks ago when I was in Perth

0:59.1

and it's with one of the besties, Vanessa. She is so funny, like genuinely one of the funniest

1:06.9

people I know. So I was very excited to get her on the podcast. So it's a chat with her in my sister's

1:13.5

Kia Sarato in the streets of Fremantle. I just wanted to add a disclaimer that we talk about how

1:22.9

I renamed her in my phone as potato corner Haley Bieber. Now we talk about why that came about.

1:28.9

But I also just wanted to say with the recent drama surrounding Miss Bieber, like we're not

1:37.1

associated with that. Like we don't associate with that. It's just that the nickname came about

1:43.7

and we recorded it four weeks ago and then all that drama happened on the TikTok. So yeah,

1:49.2

there's that disclaimer. And the other thing I wanted to say was to give a shout out to one of my

1:54.9

top tier patrons, Olivia. Now Olivia, Olivia, Olivia. One direction to be like, my wish for you

2:06.0

because I give shout out to each of the top tier girlies per episode. Olivia, my shout out slash

2:12.7

line of thinking for you is I hope that you are eating good ice cream. I'm just going to assume

2:18.9

that you're not lactose intolerant because that would be flop if you were. So you're not flopping.

2:23.7

I've just decided that you're not lactose intolerant anymore. That's so fun of me to do that.

2:30.0

And I just wanted to tell you that people want to get on this podcast so badly and run their

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