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Athletico Mince

Ep. 60 - I Don't Want A Cot

Athletico Mince

Borthwick Productions Ltd

Sports & Recreation, Comedy, Soccer, Sports

4.87.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2018

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

A Manchester gang showdown, some hot pudding chat, Andy's encounter with a bearded man at a petrol station, and Mick McCarthy joins us with a song...

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0:44.0

Right this is part 2 from the one that we were doing last week. I had a couple of names for you

0:48.4

which I didn't give you last time so I'm going to try and give you them now and see if they're

0:51.2

going to do it man. You can of course be honky tongue. You can be honky tongue or you can be John

0:57.4

Toffy or BA. I'm drawn to it any more day or the other. Before divorced it runs a self-improvement

1:04.8

group with over 40 meals in the middle of a clearing in his local woods and that mainly involves them

1:10.0

cutting holes in their t-shirts so that their nipples are exposed and they sit around in a circle

1:15.0

and chand-nurturing wind upon my tits. Nurturing wind upon my tits. John Toffy's OBE is a self-appointed

1:24.2

but I liked his Derb and I like the setup but I don't want it. It was the tits wasn't it? Why do you

1:28.4

have to make tits in? Well that's what he does. Well it's the same last week Andrew. Be

1:34.1

over your time. Trying to be tipped caution. Well you've done it again don't even talk about it.

1:38.6

Right fine well that way you can be Lesbott 4000. Lesbian raw bot that's a lot like the Lesbott

1:43.8

3000 but it's also got steel whiskers and you can top up a pears you go sim on it. Andrew this is

1:49.4

all getting a bit what they used to call ladish tits Lesbians. Do you know what I mean? I was going

1:55.9

to introduce monster trucks in the desert. Why couldn't me? Monster trucks is fine tell me about

2:00.3

them. Lesbian monster trucks. Couldn't they just couldn't couldn't it just be a monster truck

2:05.4

enthusiasm. What's ladish about topping up a pears you go sim? I want to be Roddy Hunk. I want to

2:12.4

be Tunky Tunky. In fact Hunky Tunky. It's like Tunky. Hunky Tunky. Andrew do you suffer from any glare

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