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There it is excelling in this hot sweaty little room. Isn't it though? Isn't it humid?

It's like a London oven sale. Peter oven box type scenario. Have you ever worked in a

Peter restaurant? No, I'm in the restaurant. I like that. So we continue for a brief bit.

No, it's just I was thinking if when I look at you if I walked into a takeaway I'd be sat in the

queue praying I didn't get served by the little sweaty fella. Yeah, but would you say that I was

sweating because I'd be right near the back, near the ovens? Well, I would probably be near the ovens.

You'd be like a model finishes it, you know, like it just puts the chips.

I'd just cut it up in a bit. I see, not you'd be in washing the cack-off plates at the back or

something. So you wouldn't be visible then? No, you wouldn't be visible. So there you go. So you are

employable in the take of industry. In some capacity around the back, near the cack. Do you prefer

generally, Andrew, talking to like fancy people? Or just like running the mill people?

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