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Have you ever wondered what it's like to win big on the national lottery?

Just to confirm are you somewhere you're able to pull at the moment?

Yes, we're at home. Lovely. Now just check the ticket and I can confirm you are now millionaires.

Yes!

Do you have a trick we won?

Imagine that it could be you, the national lottery, rules and procedures apply, players must be 18 or over.

So, hang on, but you're not stuck, you want to start?

Not ready yet. What do you mean you're not ready?

Because I'm not in position, right? I'm ready now.

Oh, it's all about positioning. It's okay, but nothing to do with your thoughts.

So look, Andy, I'm sorry to drag you down to London for a minute.

I had to get it about 5am this morning.

Oh, bless you. Bless you. But it's an emergency situation that I thought we needed to do an emergency.

Mints my insider over in Russia, reported back to me, over a satellite phone.

Can you fucking imagine? I don't even know you can get such a thing.

Yeah, but hey, never mind that. I want to give you a nut quiz.

Oh, we're going to wait for the emergency update.

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