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Okay give us a noise then start us off Andrew. What kind of noise? Kind of noise would you like?

I tell you it's too easy if I said the F1 because you just go all right so I'm going to say

it's we're at an archery competition. All right um that's the crowd. Bulls eye.

I've had it the crowd. Bulls eye trophy ceremony thank you. Job done thank you very much

goodbye. Back home on your horse. Do you know if you bang the halves the two horses together

don't sound like a coconut? Ha ha. What do you think? Is that a pita bade's of joy? No it's just a

joy okay. Is it a joy, Andrew? No barely. I say you take shirt today where it's just has the word

condiments question mark on it. Condiments? Are you offering condiments? No condiments question

man. I'm giving you the opportunity to decide whether you really need them in your life, Andrew.

Well does it have the option of condiments? Okay you thought it's the only you've decided you're

on the side. Yes I am pro condiment. The condiment is pro condiment. The latest Paul's show that it's

50-50 across the nation. Really? Yeah. I'm going to start with I came across a like do I do the

colon quizzes a fun quiz it's where like find out where would be the best place for you to say fun

there and immediately I get suspicious. Not but I'm just saying can I identify that type of thing

you know like what what sort of boyfriend would be good for you. Oh I don't know. You know and you

fill in the quiz the question right well this is where would be the best place for you to live in the

UK. Okay. For I do it for you and I'm okay I see where this is going. So here's the first one.

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