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The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Episode #110- Pretend Like You’re New Here

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8964 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday, honey. Thanks for surviving another thrilling week on planet earth so that you can listen to my important thoughts on these important things: ⁃ Who helped you at Sephora? WHO?! ⁃ Filling out my application for a Ride-Along with the NYPD ⁃ Lotta kids getting puppies in the days of social media… hmm… ⁃ Conquering my Achilles heel: comments on Instagram ⁃ We’re (I’m) putting the Artist’s Way on pause while I spend the next few weeks reading from my girl Pema Chodron’s book “How We Live is How We Die” because these are words of wisdom the world needs first. Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch See me live! Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch ⁃ Jan. 20th | NYC | The *live premiere* of my new show “Wait, What?!” | MCM Studios ⁃ Feb. 1st | NYC | The Midnight Theater | Guys We Fcked Live ⁃ Feb. 9, 10 | Hasbrouck Heights, NJ | Banana’s Comedy Club ⁃ Feb. 14th | Los Angeles, CA | The Comedy Store | Guys We Fcked: Live ⁃ March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room Join my Patreon group Share-apy: www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Want to advertise on the show? Send all inquiries to Mike at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Some days are terrible you wish that you were dead and some days are magical like

0:06.8

grape banana bread someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads.

0:14.0

The voices in our heads.

0:19.0

Hello everybody, how you doing?

0:21.0

Congratulations on not killing yourself. Welcome to the voices in our heads. I'm Christina Marie Hutchinson and I'm here today to remind you to floss. I started flossing again. I stopped for a long time and every time I floss, I never feel like it, you know, but I do it.

0:40.8

And then every time I do it, I don't regret it because my oh my is that

0:44.7

floss dirty and I floss after I brush my teeth and I'm like damn I would have skipped

0:49.7

this step and all that shit would have been in my teeth while I slept and that can't be good you

0:54.6

know so floss I feel like gum health there's probably studies to back this up probably

1:00.0

also studies to contradict what I'm about to say but I think that flossing is really

1:05.2

it's there's no negative benefits you know unless you floss too hard don't floss too hard

1:09.7

it's like jerking off too hard. You're just going to bleed everywhere.

1:13.0

I went rollerblading today.

1:16.0

It's why I'm so happy.

1:18.0

I have a lot of energy and I've been running a lot because I'm a runner now and you guys know that about me but my name is Christina and I run.

1:27.0

Oh God thank you it is hard I don't like doing it but I force myself to do it anyway. Because that's progress.

1:33.8

There's something really potent, spiritually,

1:37.4

about forcing yourself to do something you don't want to do,

1:40.1

but you know that it's going to benefit you. It's great because I'm not I love a

1:46.7

comfort zone. I'm just like my dog Kevin. I love being comfortable at all times.

1:51.0

I don't like extreme temperatures too hot or too cold. I don't like extreme temperatures, too hot or too cold. I don't like

1:54.8

blankets that are itchy or sweaters that are itchy. You know I always want to be

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