Episode #112- Thank You For Your Service, Sydney

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

You lived to see another week and we’re here for it! On today’s episode, your trusty Voice In Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discusses how the opposite feeling of that creepy republican lady (Katie Britt) is Sydney Sweeney’s sweet, sweet boobies. I mean good lord, what knockers. Other important items discussed include: Popular sayings we’ve butchered Random tips I learned from a class about spirit guides FuckBoi Theater!! Going from Jasmine to Aladdin in two whole days And a reading from Chapter 2 of RJ Spina’s “Supercharged Self Healing.” To hear me read the rest of this chapter (and chapter 3) you can subscribe to my Patreon at: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey! @MikeCoscarelli Upcoming Live Dates: Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room (headlining) Check-out my Amazon Affiliant List: https://www.amazon.com/shop/krystynahutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads the voices in our heads
0:16.3	Hello everybody how you doing
0:21.6	Congratulations on not killing yourselves
0:24.0	welcome to the voices in our heads yay we're figuring it out guys you know what
0:29.8	adulthood is as we grow older I realize it's just accumulating more and more monthly costs.
0:35.8	It's more subscriptions and all these people that want your money and then they want
0:39.6	more your money but you're not making more money but they want more of it and then you got to go how must I be
0:44.6	sane in this world and the answer is you can't you can't you just got to be
0:49.7	okay without being not being sane you know who's okay with not be insane? Katie Britt.
0:54.5	That of course her name is Katie Brett, names Katie Brett. That, I know this is not a timely,
1:01.8	timely talking about this because it already happened
1:05.1	15,000 years ago, but the Alabama State Senator Katie Britt
1:09.1	who gave a rebuttal to Joe Biden's State of the Union,
1:12.3	how does that woman exist?
1:13.7	How are you?
1:14.4	What the, what, bitch?
1:16.7	You okay?
1:18.1	I know you're not fun in bed.
1:19.8	And that's not what matters most in a woman, of course, but I got to say all the women that are like bad
1:25.9	bitches, I just know they're good in bed, you know?
1:29.0	You know, just, how?
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