Episode #114-Hitman With A Heart Of Gold

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Happy Easter to those who hunt for plastic eggs filled with money or chocolate in their backyards! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, your adult child host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, takes you on a tour through her mind with headlines like: Allergies: Spring’s c0ckbl0ck What text would you send with zero consequences? Why I love(d) Springfield, Missouri Angelina Jolie’s plot twist And a reading from STEP 2 of RJ Spina’s Ascend The Frequencies Healing Technique tucked inside his book, “Supercharged Self Healing.” To hear me read the rest of this chapter, you can subscribe to the “Just Here To Listen” level of my Patreon for $5/mo at: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Follow me on social media - @KrystynaHutch Follow Mikey - @MikeCoscarelli Upcoming Dates: [LA] May 11th - Live GWF Recording for Netflix Is A Joke festival - Tickets available at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our
0:12.2	heads. with the voices in our head the voices in our head
0:17.0	Hey everybody that was a visual trick that you'll be able to see on the
0:24.6	YouTube version. Welcome to the voices in our heads. Congratulations on not taking
0:29.0	your own life. I think that's I think that's actually really exciting.
0:33.0	Oh, no, that's not the one I'm saying.
0:35.0	Wait, stop, stop, stop.
0:38.0	Don't laugh at the person for not killing this up.
0:40.0	There we go.
0:41.0	Hey, you're still here. Earth is hard. Earth is hard. Earth is hard.
0:46.4	I'm wearing solar eclipse glasses. I can't see shit and I actually kind of like it.
0:53.2	Wow, being able to not see is great.
0:55.6	There's a lot of conspiracy theories going around on the internet.
0:58.8	And at first I wasn't sure if they were conspiracy theories.
1:00.7	And I sent articles to Corin and she was like,
1:02.4	that's conspiracy theory. And was like all right girl thank you
1:06.0	About the April 8th eclipse all these dudes does have so much time on their hands like they can sit and think of so many theories of why certain
1:16.8	people do what they do and yet they can't remember, you know, to clean the cat litter
1:22.0	or take out the trash or do something nice for their
1:24.5	girlfriend or their wife. I want a wife. I do want a wife. God I wish I was gay.
1:28.8	Okay, but anyway, April 8th is the solar eclipse,
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