Ho, ho, ho, this is Slurp Bofa coming to you live from the Deep Programme Sweatshop, deep in the bowels of the earth.

With consumption season in full swing, your favorite podcasters are here to help.

We've assassinated the CEO of North Pole LLC, Santa Claus, and are now capitalously producing anti-capitalist product

made by the nimble hands of fully unionized children.

I mean, uh, elves.

This season's drop reeks of versatility, suitable for all sorts of critical life events,

from corporate Christmas parties to weddings, paramilitary clandestine operations,

or even dinner dates, if any of you are capable of finding love. Our flying reindeer are

currently on loan as an organic vegan alternative to military drones, bringing down the average

CO2 emissions of a payload delivery to almost zero. The many brave private military companies flying over Syria right now

couldn't be happier with the service.

So this year, we hope a classic human delivery man will suffice.

If you're lucky, it might even be Hakim, with an extra package for you.

Follow the link below, get dripped out, consume ironically, support the show, and make family gatherings extremely awkward.

Patrons, as always, get a discount because class society or something.

Happy holidays from all of us here at the D-program.

Hi, everyone, and welcome to yet another episode of the deep program.

Today we have a very special guest in store for you, published author, digital superstar,

co-founder of the world's trippiest cooperative fashion brand, and by far

the best dressed guest we've ever had on. Welcome, Adeline. Thank you for coming. Please tell

our guests who are living in some sort of cave that might not know more about you, about what you

do, and where they can find all your different

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