Ho, ho, ho, this is Slurp Bofa coming to you live from the Deep Programme Sweatshop, deep in the bowels of the earth.

With consumption season in full swing, your favorite podcasters are here to help.

We've assassinated the CEO of North Pole LLC, Santa Claus, and are now capitalously producing anti-capitalist product made by the

nimble hands of fully unionized children.

I mean, uh, elves.

This season's drop reeks of versatility, suitable for all sorts of critical life events,

from corporate Christmas parties to weddings, paramilitary clandestine operations, or even

dinner dates, if any of you are capable of finding love.

Our flying reindeer are currently on loan as an organic vegan alternative to military drones,

bringing down the average CO2 emissions of a payload delivery to almost zero.

The many brave private military companies flying over Syria right now

couldn't be happier with the service, so this year we hope a classic human delivery man will suffice.

If you're lucky, it might even be Hakim, with an extra package for you.

Follow the link below, get dripped out, consume ironically, support the show, and make family gatherings extremely awkward.

Patrons, as always, get a discount because...

Class Society or something.

Happy holidays from all of us here at the D-program.

Oh, ho, ho, welcome to yet another annual episode of the D program Rewind.

I cannot believe, boys, that it has been full three years.

And for some of you that have been, I guess, so distance from grass touching that have actually been following us for three years, you might remember that annually, every single

year when it ends, we do something incredibly original, something that nobody on any platform

does, similar to our sand nudes and many other

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