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Election Profit Makers

Episode 261: Tim Sheehy’s Magic Bullet

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Jon mourns the end of March Madness. David counts knobs on his pedals.

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0:00.0

Welcome back, humanity. We survived the eclipse. The moon!

0:09.0

Frolicking between our home the Earth and the sun's sol, the soul of our solar system.

0:15.0

The moon tried to block the sun's glory, but it couldn't last for long because the sun is just so much bigger and

0:21.7

more powerful than the moon. We are once again bathed, not only in God's glory, but in solar glory.

0:29.9

The sun itself, only one human among all of us, thinks little of the sun and wishes that it would

0:36.1

be a little dimmer, and that person I'm happy to say is on the line with me.

0:39.3

His name is Long John Silver.

0:41.2

John, why don't you tell everybody about your idea for a, quote, geostationary solar visor?

0:47.1

Is that what it was called?

0:47.9

Is that what you were ranting about the other day when you were so mad at the sun? Look, I thought I came up with this idea, but apparently this is an idea that

0:56.2

others have come up with, an idea of a giant shade to put over the earth. I don't know if they

1:02.0

came up with like a geostationary shade. Geostationary is what really sells it. That makes me think

1:07.9

you're really a smart dude who knows a lot. So tell me what does the

1:11.4

geostationary? The geostationary means it stays in one place over one particular geographic area.

1:18.0

Like Carborough, North Carolina over your house. Is that what you want?

1:21.0

Yeah. Or I don't know if you could make it that specific to a house, but I wonder if you could

1:25.9

to a neighborhood or to a certain state park

1:30.6

or something like that.

1:31.3

And this visor, you imagine floating in space.

1:33.8

Is that correct?

1:35.1

Yeah.

1:35.5

I'm not talking about tomorrow.

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