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🗓️ 9 April 2024
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome back, humanity. We survived the eclipse. The moon! |
0:09.0 | Frolicking between our home the Earth and the sun's sol, the soul of our solar system. |
0:15.0 | The moon tried to block the sun's glory, but it couldn't last for long because the sun is just so much bigger and |
0:21.7 | more powerful than the moon. We are once again bathed, not only in God's glory, but in solar glory. |
0:29.9 | The sun itself, only one human among all of us, thinks little of the sun and wishes that it would |
0:36.1 | be a little dimmer, and that person I'm happy to say is on the line with me. |
0:39.3 | His name is Long John Silver. |
0:41.2 | John, why don't you tell everybody about your idea for a, quote, geostationary solar visor? |
0:47.1 | Is that what it was called? |
0:47.9 | Is that what you were ranting about the other day when you were so mad at the sun? Look, I thought I came up with this idea, but apparently this is an idea that |
0:56.2 | others have come up with, an idea of a giant shade to put over the earth. I don't know if they |
1:02.0 | came up with like a geostationary shade. Geostationary is what really sells it. That makes me think |
1:07.9 | you're really a smart dude who knows a lot. So tell me what does the |
1:11.4 | geostationary? The geostationary means it stays in one place over one particular geographic area. |
1:18.0 | Like Carborough, North Carolina over your house. Is that what you want? |
1:21.0 | Yeah. Or I don't know if you could make it that specific to a house, but I wonder if you could |
1:25.9 | to a neighborhood or to a certain state park |
1:30.6 | or something like that. |
1:31.3 | And this visor, you imagine floating in space. |
1:33.8 | Is that correct? |
1:35.1 | Yeah. |
1:35.5 | I'm not talking about tomorrow. |
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