Episode 262: Mama’s Gonna Buy You A Mockingbird

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

David figures out how to make $10,000 a night. Jon clanks his huge water bottle.

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0:00.0	Hush little baby, don't say a word.
0:02.5	Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird.
0:05.1	And if that mockingbird don't sing,
0:08.2	Mama's going to buy you a diamond ring.
0:11.8	Remember that song, John?
0:13.1	It's a lullaby.
0:14.9	You know why I chose it for this week's episode of our podcast Election Profit Makers?
0:18.9	No.
0:19.7	Hush, little baby, don't say a word.
0:22.6	Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird.
0:25.4	Normal gift, by the way.
0:26.9	And if that mockingbird don't sing,
0:29.6	Mama's going to buy you a diamond ring.
0:32.6	It's another extravagant gift for a baby.
0:35.2	Hush.
0:35.9	The first word, John, of that lullaby, hush.
0:39.0	Hush, as in hush money, as in a hush money trial, historic trial, started yesterday in New York
0:47.5	City. It's called a hush money trial, John, because they give you money to hush it up. You know what I'm
0:55.7	talking about? Hush. Yeah. Hush. Like that. I think I saw a horror movie once called Hush.
1:01.1	Hush. Or, yeah, hush, hush. I hear them on the manor poaching. Yeah, there we go, right.
1:08.1	With stealthy steps, the pirates are approaching.
1:11.2	Little Gilbert and Sullivan throwback for everybody.
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