Episode 266: UNC Successfully Protects Its American Flag From Hamas’s Army

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Jon returns to negative risk. David remembers a classic rap battle.

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0:00.0	Good news. One of your favorite podcasts is back, folks. It's election profit makers. Your guide to
0:04.0	winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events. No comedy bets this week. There's
0:08.7	too much news to get to. And the biggest headline of them all is that Kid Midas' friend Long John Silver
0:15.5	is once again actively trading on predicted.org. What do they say in the poem, Kalu, Kaleo Fraptious Day?
0:24.4	They say something like that.
0:25.9	Do you know what I'm talking about?
0:26.8	The Jabber Walk?
0:28.6	Beware the Jabber Walk, my son.
0:31.0	My warple blade goes flicker, flak, snicker snack.
0:34.4	We're going to get that dragon and stab it right in the back.
0:38.7	McDonald's hamburgers for everyone straight out of the sack. It's the same man who wrote Alice in Wonderland.
0:46.7	And we're in a wonderland of predicted activity because John Kimball has rediscovered his love for
0:54.0	something called negative risk.
0:56.3	John, with all the news that's going on, we're just in a swirl of bad news everywhere,
1:00.1	but this is one bright spot.
1:01.3	So let us know how your week has been when it comes to trading on predicted.org.
1:06.0	Well, it's been great because, you know, Predict it has changed up some markets.
1:10.7	They've added some new candidates to the GOP vice presidential market. They added J.D. Vance. And he immediately skyrocketed to 16 cents. And just this morning, they added a couple more. Our friend Marco Rubio and Governor Bergum
1:32.3	out of the state of North Dakota has been added as well. He is currently trading in second
1:38.0	place just behind Tim Scott who holds steady at 22 cents. We have Doug Bergam at 18 cents.
1:44.7	J.D. Vance at 12 cents.
1:46.3	You might be wondering what all happened to old Christy Gnome.
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