Episode 267: Will You Let Me Put Your Name On A Doormat?
Election Profit Makers
Jon Kimball & David Rees
4.9 • 700 Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2024
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Jon analyzes the Gateway Arch. David gets a surprisingly sexy email.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, what a sound, friends. What a sound. You know, a fool is often quoted as saying, |
| 0:11.7 | listen to the numbers, but a wise man says, listen to the cicadas. The numbers are bullshit. |
| 0:18.0 | The numbers are yesterday's news. This is all about cicadas. |
| 0:22.1 | We have cicada fever. |
| 0:24.0 | Thanks to listener Matthew, who sent in this recording from South Carolina. |
| 0:28.1 | These are some pipe and hot fresh cicadas straight from the ground, straight from the earth where they've been sleeping for many years. |
| 0:34.7 | Oh, not sleeping. |
| 0:35.9 | No, you're right. |
| 0:36.7 | Growing and plotting and planning. |
| 0:40.1 | Right? |
| 0:40.9 | Plotting. |
| 0:42.0 | Cicadas come and take us over. |
| 0:43.5 | They're the true sleeper cells. |
| 0:47.1 | If the cicadas came out with a plan after 17 years of plotting and planning, I would submit. |
| 0:52.0 | You would be shocked at how fast I would be on my knees |
| 0:54.8 | bowing to our cicado overlords, saying whatever you need done, masters, I would be happy to do it. |
| 1:00.9 | Dron in my ears and hypnotize me to become a killing machine on behalf of your, on behalf of your |
| 1:06.7 | empire. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Why would I go see that when I can fuck around with all these real-life cicadas? |
| 1:13.1 | Actually, I'm excited for that movie. |
| 1:14.5 | Anyway, the name of the podcast is election profit makers. |
| 1:16.6 | My name is David. |
| 1:18.8 | A lot of people call me Kid Midas the original Wave Rider because everything I invest in turns to gold. |
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