Episode 300: The 300th Episode

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Mike and JF celebrate the milestone in style with a look back at the episodes that were, looking forward to the future of YKS, and of course, discuss 6 Kickstarter projects in the beloved segment, The 6 Pack.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.5	So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:19.5	Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Yeah, Mike and Jay have been giving this up. Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:37.5	Hey there, boys. It's me. Yours truly. I just wanted to send a quick shout out to y'all for reaching 300 episodes of the podcast.
0:44.0	I love the show. I listen all the time, whether I'm out on the golf course or driving around in my white Bronco, I'm just playing lighten up. It's a joke.
0:52.0	Anyway, I just wanted to say how proud I am of you guys for doing your thing and making 300 episodes of YKS. Here's to 300 more. What do you say? All right, God bless.
1:04.0	This is 300. Mike, we got 300 episodes in the can in our famous movie. Oh, yeah, it's from a movie too. Yeah, no, that's just something I could say.
1:17.0	Should've done the whole episode about that movie. Should've watched that movie. So we know more stuff to say about it. I remember it.
1:25.0	What was it? There was like a bunch of guys in there. Yeah, basically scrounging around doing something. Yeah, our episodes will blot out the sun. And then I'm like, so then we'll record in the shade.
1:39.0	I recognize that from the movie, probably from the trailer of the movie is where you recognize it. One of those ones that wasn't in the actual movie is in the trailer.
1:50.0	Hey, what is up with that? We're going to break that down on episode 300 of YKS today. What is up with the stuff that's in the trailers, but does, but then doesn't show up in them. Doesn't that piss you off? It does. Yeah.
2:04.0	I remember I had when I was a kid, I had some teen injury to turtle cards. And on the cards, it had some stuff from the movie that wasn't that wasn't in the movie. So my ass was like, yeah.
2:16.0	I'm not fucking. Was that fucked up? And that should not happen in the movie. That is actually that's that's abuse. That's actually child abuse. Yeah, they are. What's that call? I think a barren scene effect me.
2:32.0	What is what is that called barren scene? They barren seemed my ass, dude, with the switch to me. Are you sorry? Are you saying you don't remember the Mandela effect game that we played just a few weeks ago on YKS premium. You're saying you don't remember that.
2:48.0	I've had one hour sleep.
2:50.0	Get off my ass.
2:53.0	Okay, would you remember the theme song I did, right?
2:58.0	Yes, of course. One of the all-time greats. We'll be ranking all of the theme songs.
3:03.0	You're going to be ranking later on the show. Wait, is it is it mine like verse like Howell's?
3:09.0	It's all of yours specifically. Just yours. We'll be ranking on a show.
3:17.0	I feel like we should be in different like I think we should be in different weight classes, you know, like I don't think I should have to like compete speaking of what an incredible theme from how to ring in the net probably the next 300 episodes.
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