Episode 301: Oh Girl

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

What’s better than a satisfying dinner (the 300th episode)? How about an elegant dessert (the 301st episode)! Then you can smoke inside the restaurant (the 302nd episode), go to the bathroom and throw up (the 303rd episode), and sit down for another entree (the 304th episode). That’s right, the episodes are courses! And right now, this one is “coursing” through the internet on the way to your precious little ears and lobes! On today’s show, we have the Return of Quikster, some AI crapola, and dole out the YKS Bump. Plus, a sponge you can pass down to your grandchildren! Isn’t that stupid? Yep. But that’s the show.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay,
0:10.0	after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.5	So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk. Yeah, that's right.
0:18.0	We're still doing these.
0:19.4	Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.4	Yeah, Mike and Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:34.0	Hey guys, I just want to know about your bedrooms. Do you have blackout curtains?
0:39.0	You got a shade, maybe some blinds in there? What's the light situation on your bed?
0:48.0	Dark light? What's going on in there?
0:53.0	Everybody want to YKS, Mike, is your bedroom really light when you go to sleep?
0:58.0	Just out of curiosity, just want to know.
1:00.0	Hey guys, I'm recreating your guys' bedrooms full scale.
1:07.0	Oh, my compound. I need to know the dimensions ASAP.
1:13.0	No, weirdly, I like to have the lights off when I go to sleep. That's my thing.
1:18.0	That is insane to me. I like bright flashing lights, a ton of noise, a thousand alarms going off.
1:25.0	Big band. I was wondering what song you were going to do.
1:32.0	I like that stuff. That's the only way I can sleep. Sorry.
1:36.0	It's just comforting. I guess maybe sometime in the womb, maybe you heard a big brass band marching on the street.
1:44.0	We sleep with one of those guys playing the big piano.
1:47.0	The piano where you hawk the pool thing at hawk.
1:50.0	Oh God.
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