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Episode 304: Get it Girl! Slay!

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Now before you get mad at me for language appropriation for the title, listen to the episode. And get mad at my kid instead! I’m just kidding don’t email me about this or I’ll lose my gourd. Last time I saw him, he was in Vancouver. Again, this is a joke. On today’s episode of YKS, we are reviewing some funny ass memes, headbanging to the Abhorrent Stench of Flatulence, and discovering just what types of things you shouldn’t imply you are doing to your dog on a t-shirt you wear in public. Plus! A work from home solution so bad I’d go into the office, a guy who thinks he can make air travel even less dignified, and a cute little kitchen gadget from Japan that I actually don’t want. Insane…how do they do it?!




Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. 


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Too busy to cook this May?

0:06.0

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0:10.8

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0:16.5

Get 50% off your first box with code YKS50 at FactorMills.com slash YKS50.

0:30.0

Get 50% off your first box with code YKS50 at FactorMills.com slash YKS50 at FactorMills.com slash YKS50.

0:52.7

Hey boys, I'm an immigrant and there's a couple of American phrases that I just don't understand

1:06.0

because I didn't like go up here or like live through them with the Factor gangbusters

1:13.0

in me.

1:14.0

We were always feeling one off like gangbusters, the fuck is that?

1:17.7

Let me show.

1:18.7

Bye.

1:19.7

Hey everybody, welcome to YKS.

1:23.2

I should have thought of a weird American phrase that means welcome and I couldn't think

1:27.2

of one in time because honestly to me, they all make perfect sense, Mike.

1:31.8

They're not weird, yeah.

1:33.5

They're not weird at me to all.

1:37.3

See now, if you're listening to this, you're not originally from the States.

1:40.8

That might be unusual.

1:42.3

I said not weird at me to all, but that actually makes perfect sense to once you've lived

1:47.7

here for a while, you'll get it.

1:49.0

You'll pick it up.

1:50.0

You'll pick it up.

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