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🗓️ 15 May 2023
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Yesterday I was in Lowe’s looking for an anti-siphon valve, and a guy walked up behind me also looking for something. It sounded like he was looking for the same thing as me, so I showed it to him and he was like “no that’s not it, it’s like this.” And that’s fine I was just sitting there anyway. So then the Lowe’s employee walks over and he’s looking around, and mumbling, and going “Oh that’s not good”, and the original guy starts saying how he’s just gonna have to order it online, and it used to be $5 and all this shit. So I get my thing and stand up, and the guy’s wife says “I think he has the thing right there. And it’s only $4.” So I hand it to him and he just takes it and leaves. What a loser! Anyway none of that is in the show today, which is mostly about Pasta Tools, Trevor Ariza’s Money, rap battles, bougie popcorn, and AI pens. Nothing about my triumphant Lowe’s story, though, unfortunately. Still worth a listen.
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0:00.0 | Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up. |
0:14.5 | So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. |
0:19.5 | Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Yeah, Mike and Jay have been giving this up. Yeah, that's right. |
0:27.0 | We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks. |
0:32.0 | This message is for DB. I've never felt more seen than whenever I heard you talking about the regal cinema commercial like the trailer before right before the movie starts where they're saying all of the lines from the |
0:47.0 | movies. I hate going to a regal cinema because they only serve Pepsi products. But then I hate it even more because of that commercial. It's so cheesy. |
1:00.0 | And so I'm just glad that someone else feels my pain about like how dumb it is. That's the only one to say. And also I called earlier, but my cat knocked something off and may let noise. So I hung up. Okay, bye. |
1:16.0 | Everybody want to ask, sorry, I listened to the voicemail where you said that your cat knocked something off the counter and I couldn't hear anything. So I'm gonna need you to call back in and put the phone up to your cat as it knocks off like a |
1:29.0 | if it like it's going for a hair tie and it kicks like a spoon off the counter and it lands on the linoleum or something. I need to hear this. If anyone can do it, please call in Mike. |
1:38.5 | Have your pets calling. Have your pets calling. That's how that's how desperate we are now for content. Have your pets calling. Hey, what if they have their pets calling? Wouldn't that be something? Fuck it. Let's do it. That's looks that is an episode that is as good as some of the ideas we have had. |
1:56.5 | What if there was a cat? I'll do a big layout for it. Yeah, yes. Yeah, we'll make it a whole thing. Yeah. You do a big layout for it. Let's release it eight days late. |
2:09.5 | But visually it'll be working on the theme. We'll get how we'll do the theme. It'll be something like meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. And he'll kind of be doing that and playing the piano. Whatever it is, he does over there. I don't know. I see a piano player. Do you know? |
2:24.5 | I think he plays every single instrument. Doesn't that make you sick? That is disgusting. Yeah. It's guy with that much talent. I really don't like it. My wife was telling me the other day. She was like, Oh, I saw this guy on TikTok. He's like, he speaks a bunch of different languages. And he goes up and he talks to good for him. Yeah. I'm like. |
2:40.5 | I want me to do it really bad. Oh, is he single? Sorry, I can't be him. Because last night, check, you're not single. Was it doing right here? Give me his page. I'm blocking it off. Give me your phone. I'm driving by the way. Give me your phone. |
2:58.5 | No, no, no, no. That is, but yeah, that's annoying when someone has so much talent. Meanwhile, I'm just sitting here flipping my putt around. You know what I mean? And did you throw up? |
3:12.5 | Just pretend I'm not here. Okay. Yeah, it's crazy. You know, with everything. Like some guys can just throw up whenever they want. I'm like, Jesus Christ. I got to wait till I'm like really sick or something. |
3:24.5 | I got to wait until I took a monster hit off a bong and it didn't agree with me. And then that's the only time I can really throw up. |
3:30.5 | Get your pets to call in gang. Come on or desperate. I would say if the if a dog called in, I would say, I would say, who's a good boy? If a dog called in, that's what I would say to the dog. Oh, yeah. |
3:44.5 | And if the cat, if a cat called in, you would probably know better what a cat, what would you say if a cat called in? What would you say to a cat? |
3:51.5 | Let's say something like get. Yeah. Get. Yeah. Would you would you kind of edge your foot at the microphone a little bit as well just to kind of. |
4:03.5 | Oh, wow. Wish us a video episode. Got us. I am a video of this. Got his hoof up. |
4:10.5 | Dan, you can sell this footage. |
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