Hi, everybody. My name's David, and I'm joined by John. The name of our podcast is...

Hey, everyone. Wow. It's election profit makers. And it's a podcast that's about just about everything under the sun. And John's taking a huge swig of water right now.

I can see him on my Zoom camera.

Doing a water flex.

He's doing a water flex.

He's water maxing, as they call it, on the online water community.

He looks extremely hydrated.

Your skin looks absolutely flawless.

It looks as smooth as a baby's bottom.

Thank you.

Did you get new eyeglasses, by the way?

I did.

I did.

I mean, these are just reading glasses.

I was at the grocery store the other day and, you know, it's like $200 every time

you go to the grocery store and then I saw these and I put them on and I was like, oh,

I kind of like these.

I'll throw those in there. And then it was $300. No. I don't know what it was. Was that an interesting story?

That was pretty good, but I always get hung up when people complain about grocery prices because I shop at Trader Joe's and I don't think those prices have gone up at all.

Hmm. And I understand Trader Joe's is not really a grocery store.

It's more like a snack store.

Right.

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