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Election Profit Makers

Episode 311: Dumbbells are important

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Jon rages at a breakfast restaurant’s self-description. David theorizes about national dementia.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's with the computer?

0:01.5

It's bootleg. Anna says the internet's the only way to find out what's going on.

0:05.0

Collins hasn't closed down the nets.

0:06.0

He was the first thing he shut down, along with the phones.

0:09.0

If you've got a wireless modem there, there are still some bandit servers you can log on to.

0:15.0

What was she showing you?

0:16.0

Reports on rebel positions.

0:18.0

They're fighting back? They're actually shooting back?

0:20.0

Around some of the universities.

0:21.8

You know, Columns has secret police commando units encircling both Cambridge and Berkeley.

0:26.1

There's that many rebels? Anna said Chapel Hill is completely in rebel hands.

0:34.0

Chapel Hill holding it down for the rebellion of the resistance.

0:39.2

This is from a listener sent us this.

0:42.3

This is from a movie that was called What's Right with America, a crazy movie that had the far-fetched idea that America would be the subject of a right-wing coup and they would suspend the bill of rights.

0:52.6

Isn't that what it is?

0:53.7

Yeah, that character actor, I don't know his name, but you probably would recognize his voice.

0:58.3

I think that he was on 30-something. Yeah, he was one of the 30-something people. He's good. He's got a good, he's got a good, I don't know. Good vibe? I didn't want to say that word. Oh, a good...

1:11.0

Try not to say that word.

1:12.2

Really?

1:12.5

You're cutting that word out?

1:14.6

It's...

1:15.2

Played out.

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