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Election Profit Makers

Episode 314: Either Show Their Heads Getting Chopped Off Or Move On

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Jon picks a Bad Boy of the Week. David starts writing his Blood Meridian musical.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right. Let's do it. Okay, Johnny, here we go. Another week, another episode of election profit makers. The curse that has befallen the two buddies, David and John, is that they are forever bound to discuss the week's news, to provide insights and humor. Even when the world is at its bleakest, the one hope for humanity is that David and John will

0:23.9

plug in their microphones and turn on their computers and discuss the nightmare that has

0:30.6

befallen us. And lo and behold, it's another week. It's Tuesday, the 4th of March 2025.

0:36.6

And once again, David and John,

0:39.6

the two podcast hosts that I have already referenced repeatedly in this opening monologue,

0:44.3

have once again plugged in their microphones and turned on their computers. They are now ready

0:50.5

to discuss the events of the day with a brand of cathartic humor and deep, deep

0:58.7

considered empathy that is unique to the election profit makers, which happens to be the name

1:03.4

of this very podcast.

1:05.4

And in case you're wondering as to the identity of the mysterious David and John who have

1:10.3

been referred to multiple times at this point.

1:13.2

Whoa, folks, wonder no longer because I'm David and I'm on the line with John.

1:18.0

Hey.

1:19.6

Hi.

1:20.5

Good to see you again.

1:22.1

Hey, it's good to see you again.

1:23.5

That was a nice thing to say.

1:24.5

What the hell?

1:25.7

Yeah.

1:26.3

You look great.

1:27.2

I saw you posted a picture. That was a nice thing to say. What the hell? Yeah. You look great.

1:31.6

I saw you posted a picture.

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