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Election Profit Makers

Episode 315: Your Health & Wellness Journey Begins Today

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Jon and David discuss supplements, consumer electronics, and other lifestyle topics designed for today’s man.

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0:00.0

It's another rainy morning in Los Angeles, friends. It's Tuesday, one of the days of March.

0:10.3

And because it's rainy and because I'm getting older with every passing moment, for Pete's sake,

0:15.8

when it rains now, I find myself utterly innervated. I have no energy. It's as if the lack of the sun,

0:24.3

basically what I'm saying is I'm a living organism and I'm a bit of a sun worshipper. And I need the

0:30.0

sun to have energy. And when the sun is obscured by rain clouds or fog or mist or any of those

0:34.8

things, I just, my energy is, is very low.

0:38.8

So I wanted to come on here today and make a very special announcement, which is, John,

0:44.0

you're going to have to go absolutely balls to the wall insane on this episode to make up for my lack of energy.

0:50.2

Okay, great.

0:51.4

So, John, you're going to have to dial it up to a thousand percent. The sun is out here.

0:57.0

Well, then you have no excuse. You better rip it and run. I can't see it because there's about four walls between me and the sun. This would be a great place to be if there was a tornado. You're supposed to put as many walls as possible between you. You're talking about your recording closet? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So this was a test run of our new

1:15.9

dynamic where I don't have any energy and John has all the energy. And I would say that I think,

1:20.6

John, you need to up the energy just a bit. So let's take it again. I don't know if I can do it. Hi, everybody. It's me, David, and I'm old and tired. John, will you please have the energy this week? That's what I sounded like. Yeah. Anyway, the name of the podcast is election profit makers. And despite our energy levels, we're going to give it that we're going to give it 110% today. Like we do every week, we're going to leave it all on the field. So Saturday, I went to

1:46.1

look at a house in a retirement community with my parents. So that's what I did a lot of Saturday.

1:52.0

Oh, hell, yes. That sapped up a lot of my energy, but it was a nice little house. Yeah. And then I came home and I was hanging out with Google Fiber guy for a couple hours.

2:04.1

Then I went to Mike's house and watched the Carolina Duke game.

2:07.5

So, I mean, that was a lot.

2:09.1

And then I got up early Sunday morning and was at a funeral all day.

2:13.3

So it sounds to me like what I'm hearing right now is your excuse for not having

2:17.6

Yeah.

2:18.2

Yeah.

2:18.8

That's adding up now.

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