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where U.S. Marines stationed the Pacific

during World War II. Our officers have insisted us that this island that we're on, the name of

which we've forgotten and our commanders have surely mispronounced, is strategically important,

despite the fact we can clearly see across from it in every direction if we so much as stick our heads from out of our

foxholes. At night, while shitting in our holes and pondering how much we miss our loved ones,

we hear a rattle coming from the perimeter because we set a trap of empty white monster cans

of disposable vapes on a wire so that would make noise if anybody approached. Afterwards, a loud

high-pitched scream emits from the jungle,

and we know that only means one thing, a bonsai charge.

We quickly return to our weapons, which have been decorated with stickers of our favorite Neon Genesis Evangelion characters.

From out of the jungle comes Japanese soldiers, and leading them, we can't believe our eyes.

Zyukio Mishima. He's butt naked, a katana

in one hand and the other hand furiously masturbating as he runs. We fire round after round to the

frantic masturbation berserker, but no matter how many times we shoot him, he just keeps going. We cannot

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