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*PREVIEW* The Mutiny of the Batavia: Part 1

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Lions Led By Donkeys

Comedy

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

Occasionally the holes would be so full of seawater shit and piss that they'd have to be

0:05.1

pumped out with bilges and out into the ocean. And apparently the bilges smelled so bad that

0:12.2

when they opened to everybody on the deck would start vomiting when they open. Once again, if you

0:17.7

were like traditional seafaring Polynesian guy and you see this happening,

0:21.4

you'd be like, bad, they must have done something horrible.

0:24.3

Horrible in the previous life.

0:25.8

You know what I mean?

0:26.3

Like, it goes...

0:27.0

Their manas.

0:27.9

Yeah, exactly.

0:28.9

Jeez.

0:29.3

Yes.

0:29.9

They've invented the shit plague boat.

0:33.3

Wow.

0:33.9

And even without the shit, and there is a lot of it, everyone fucking stank. And also,

0:40.1

garlic was considered a cure-all at the time. So people just smeared garlic all over themselves.

0:48.1

So everybody smelled like shit, armpit, piss, and garlic. So just Lucy's previous point,

0:52.8

like, imagine trying to pick out the person having a manic episode

0:55.4

in this group.

0:57.1

No one's having a good time

0:58.7

on this ship, right?

0:59.7

Like,

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