Episode 355 - The Turtle, The World's First Combat Submarine

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Lions Led By Donkeys

Comedy

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Liveshow tickets are now available for April 11th in London: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast-live-in-london-11th-april-2025-tickets-1266997737339?aff=oddtdtcreator Livestream tickets are also available for those who can't make it: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/livestream-lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast-live-in-london-11th-april-2025-tickets-1266999251869?aff=oddtdtcreator SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys The Turtle was the world's first combat submarine, built during the American Revolution, and somehow, it didn't turn into an elaborate suicide device. Sources: https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/head-tilting-history/bushnells-turtle-revolutionary-submarine https://www.masshist.org/beehiveblog/2022/06/the-turtle-submarine-warfare-during-the-american-revolution/ https://www.usni.org/magazines/proceedings/1942/february/david-bushnell-and-first-american-submarine https://www.nationalgeographic.com/premium/article/submersible-history-revolutionary-war https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/david-bushnells-turtle-the-worlds-first-submarine/

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0:00.0	If you ever want to catch us live, well, we're hitting the road again. We're returning to London
0:05.5	on April 11th, 7 p.m. at Rich Mix. Tickets are available now, and you can check the show notes
0:12.6	for the link. They'll also be live stream tickets if you can't make it to London, so you can
0:17.9	still watch us. And there'll be a separate link for that. So make sure you're
0:21.9	getting the right tickets when you want to see us. Our merch store is restocked. So if you missed any of the
0:28.2	live show, specific merch, and wherever date that we went to and you couldn't make it to, it's all on
0:33.6	our merch store. LLBDmerch.com.
0:37.6	So get your orders in while they last.
0:39.7	We only have certain sizes and certain numbers
0:42.2	and whichever one it happens to be.
0:44.5	So if you want something,
0:45.8	get your order in.
0:47.2	Once again, that is LLBDmerch.com.
0:50.7	And the link will also be in the show notes.
0:53.0	Thanks.
0:53.3	And we hope to see you in London. Hello and welcome to the Lions at Buy Dunkeys podcast.
1:17.8	We're time-traveling soldiers from the 21st century.
1:21.2	We've jumped back in time to the American Revolution.
1:24.3	However, we did not build the time machine or mean to become time travelers.
1:29.5	Rather, for reasons I cannot legally get into, we were all crowded into a porter potty at the same
1:34.7	time. Inside, the mixture of shit, piss, sweat, and cum mixed together at just the right
1:41.3	amounts, and then they began to resonate with one another at the perfect
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