If you ever want to catch us live, well, we're hitting the road again. We're returning to London

on April 11th, 7 p.m. at Rich Mix. Tickets are available now, and you can check the show notes

for the link. They'll also be live stream tickets if you can't make it to London, so you can

still watch us. And there'll be a separate link for that. So make sure you're

getting the right tickets when you want to see us. Our merch store is restocked. So if you missed any of the

live show, specific merch, and wherever date that we went to and you couldn't make it to, it's all on

our merch store. LLBDmerch.com.

So get your orders in while they last.

We only have certain sizes

and certain numbers

and whichever one it happens to be.

So if you want something,

get your order in.

Once again,

that is LLBDmerch.com.

And the link will also be in the show notes.

Thanks.

And we hope to see you in London. Hello and welcome to the Lions at By Donkey's podcast.

I'm Joe, and with me is Tom. We're trapped aboard a U.S. Navy vessel, circa 1917.

Our ship was not meant for war, but was instead converted from a pleasure yacht.

Our commanding officer, who doesn't have a single day of naval training, but tells us he spent a good portion of his time at Yale Law in the Yacht Club.

He constantly yells at us because the metal fixtures are rusting, because this ship was never meant for actual duty. We can't clean any of the

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