Episode 361: God, Family, Country, Faith, Family, God, FamilyGod and Country God
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2024
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
Copy, paste, copy paste, it’s just that easy to write an episode description, right? Uhh….RIGHT?! On today’s episode of this crazy show we call YKS, we have a political card game, oh actually for some insane reason we basically have two of them. We also have an AI project so delusional and distasteful that I’m actually surprised we are looking at it. And lastly, we have a show by a stupid asshole who doesn’t know anything and he’s boring and sucks. And oh by the way, that’s OUR job! Plus something else so it wasn’t really “lastly” on that one. Anyway there’s some stuff on here so have a nice time I have to go to something else.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and |
| 0:09.6 | Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up. |
| 0:14.5 | So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk. |
| 0:17.5 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:18.5 | We're still doing these. |
| 0:19.5 | The Kickstarter sucks, yeah that's right. |
| 0:21.0 | We're still doing these. Not too small. Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up. Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up. |
| 0:26.0 | Yeah, that's right. We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah, hello, I just got a spam phone call from this number and of course you know I didn't |
| 0:40.1 | answer it at first but then I did a quick Google search. |
| 0:45.0 | And the first response was something called New room massages. |
| 0:54.6 | New room massages. |
| 0:57.1 | And so I wasn't familiar and so I did do some research and it seems like this is a massage where a beautiful lady |
| 1:09.2 | covers herself head to toe in body oil and they drag their nude body across you. |
| 1:18.0 | Slowly, I would like that. I would like a new room massage from you. Please contact me at the phone number listed on your voicemail. |
| 1:35.0 | I got to say, I'm pretty excited. |
| 1:40.0 | I would love to have my first new room massage. |
| 1:44.0 | All right, well, otherwise, God bless. |
| 1:48.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to YKS, I'm JF. |
| 1:51.0 | Now Mike, yes sir. Do you buy what that voicemailer is selling even for one second or do you think it's a bunch of hullabaloo? What do you think? |
| 2:02.0 | Does that come up for our number when the, because how would we have called? I don't understand what that kind of thought about. |
| 2:11.0 | You know, I'm never, I'm never one to... what that |
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