Episode 362: Unthinkable Worldwide

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2024

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Just what are these crazy YKS guys up to now? Well it all starts with the “episode introduction”. Many dedicated fans think this is the best part of any YKS episode, but the true fan knows that the show really kicks into gear around the famous 6 pack. That’s the segment of the show where the guys fabricate an extremely realistic frog prop and wing it against the wall a few times. Or, wait, I don’t know. I think it’s something else. Anyway from there it’s basically time to enter the Begging Zone, where they beg the fans not to kill them, and then about 4 more hours of dead air and it’s the end of the ep. On this week’s show, there’s a pool guy and a weird mattress thing and a mailbox idea. And the frog prop comes to life, stands up to Mike and JF, and demands its freedom. Anyway, it’s a hell of an episode. So I personally would recommend checking this one out.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up
0:14.4	so somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still doing these
0:19.2	you kick sort of sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these. We're still doing these. Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey boys, car was stolen the other day so I had to take my girlfriend to work in her car and on the way we were behind a really nice
0:47.5	Cadillac sedan with the license plate. P1 KL R.C.K.
1:01.1	So that was nice on top of everything what's going on.
1:05.0	If you guys were to get a vanity license plate, what would yours say?
1:10.0	Thank you. I love the show.
1:13.0	Everybody open to White House.
1:16.0	I'm Pickle JF.
1:17.0	Hey, everybody.
1:18.0	Oh, wow, look at this, Mike, what do you think?
1:20.0	What do you think about me?
1:21.0	I'm a pickle JM.
1:22.0	I'm a pickle jam. I'm the I know I did the wrong
1:26.5	Wait I did the wrong voice. Yeah, you did it for the fucking guy. Well, I don't know maybe they did one more he got a pickle or was one.
1:33.6	Loose this motherfucker up.
1:34.8	Loose. Why don't you loosen the shit up before we start hitting the
1:38.0	fucking record button on this thing?
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