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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 365: 10,000 Laughs or Your Money Back

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2024

⏱️ 117 minutes

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0:00.0

Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and

0:09.6

Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up

0:14.4

so somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still

0:18.5

doing these kids starter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these. Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.

0:26.0

Yeah, that's right.

0:27.0

We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.

0:29.0

Hey boys, love the show I was just driving through an intersection very slowly and I think I experienced a glitch in the Matrix and I've never had one of these moments before but I

0:45.9

look to my left and an older woman is standing and she just drops a coffee cup, which is just like a weird thing to see, like a paper disposable coffee cup.

1:01.0

So I'm like, okay, you know, old lady drops her cup, that's fine. And then I

1:05.9

look to the right and a young man dropped his green onions.

1:15.0

Why was he carrying green onions?

1:19.0

Why did they slip from his fingers?

1:22.0

He wasn't doing anything else. I've never experienced

1:25.2

something quite like that. So I'm wondering have y'all ever experienced what the creditors would call a glitch in the matrix.

1:35.4

Love you, bye-bye, bye-bye.

1:38.4

Hey everybody, welcome to YKS, Mike, you take the blue pill and you get to listen, or you take the red.

1:49.8

Come on.

1:51.0

You take the pill in a betha

1:55.1

Me dad died for this come on Mike

1:59.2

You know what it died for this

2:06.6

You ever had one of them crazy mixed-up moments where you go like, hang on a minute. I feel like the very fabric of reality itself is tearing asunder.

2:11.5

I'm trying to think, I don't think so.

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