Episode 366 - The Crotch Doctor

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Aw db come on man. Can't be putting crotch on there man. First of all its from the episode, like you're supposed to do with these. Second, as you will learn in this episode, there are something like 8 million crotches on planet earth and basically everybody has one. Now, if I my continue.

Folks, this week we've got a whole mess of new kickstarters to yap about and we're bringing you along for the ride. We got some crotch thing, something for your toilet and holy heck we even got a christian dating app! Ohh we're lonely and we believe in god ohhh. get real. Just playing okay see you guys later.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up
0:14.4	so somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still
0:18.5	doing these kickstarter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these. Such Control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey guys, uh, just real quick note note if you guys could please keep using the word
0:36.7	Alexa every couple of words in your next episode that would really make my life more enjoyable so thank you for
0:44.8	repeatedly saying Alexa thanks.
0:48.0	Hey everybody welcome to YKS I'm JF Mike I got one thing to say yeah hey Alexa why
0:57.3	don't you leave a whiny voicemail for my favorite show. We did it. This guy said Alexa twice, you know? Yeah, what was it? Did he have it like under a pillow or something? Like how do you? You're part of the problem you're saying it you're the one everybody's mad
1:13.7	at now not me read his phone over out yeah I'll read his phone number out right now it's
1:18.6	freaking one one oh you know One. One. Oh, you don't want me to do it, do you?
1:26.0	Okay, all right.
1:28.0	You're lucky. No, this is real.
1:29.0	One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.
1:31.0	I thought it was your mom who had that phone number.
1:35.6	Dumb son of a bitch forgot to spoof his number.
1:38.8	1111.
1:39.8	Nah, nah nah nah nah nah that's crazy man that's crazy man that's crazy mike it's a hot one
1:49.4	It's a hot one don't don't think I forgot about to slam on my mom you just that I probably
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