Episode 374: Glass Break at the Church House
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2024
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
I’m out of town so I’m gonna make this one quick, alright? Girl Scout Cookies are cookies sold by Girl Scouts in the United States to raise funds to support Girl Scout councils and individual troops. The cookies are widely popular and are commonly sold by going door-to-door, online, through school or town fundraisers, or at "cookie booths" set up at storefronts.[1] The program is intended to both raise money and improve the financial literacy of girls. During an average selling season (usually January through April), more than one million girls sell over 200 million packages of cookies and raise over $800 million.[2][3] The first known sale of cookies by Girl Scouts was in 1917.[4][5][6] Cookie sales are organized by 112 regional Girl Scout councils[7] who select one of two national bakeries to buy cookies from.[3][8]
Plus we learn about Disease X.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and |
| 0:09.6 | Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up |
| 0:14.4 | so somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still |
| 0:18.5 | doing these kickstarter sucks yeah that's. We're still doing these. Such control. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up. |
| 0:26.0 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:27.0 | We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:29.0 | Hey, uh, guys, uh, just uh, listen here... Hey guys just listen in your pod and you know I'm one of the |
| 0:36.7 | completed I listen to it all the way through I don't just cut it off whenever I |
| 0:41.2 | want but I am just cut it off whenever I want. But I've heard, I guess you say, that Somoas or Carmel B lights wouldn't make his top three |
| 0:52.4 | Girl Scout cookie flavors. |
| 0:54.0 | And I just have one question about that. |
| 0:59.0 | What the fuck is wrong with you if they're not top three or even top one? |
| 1:06.0 | I'm going to need an explanation and a ranking of this or might have to consider just dropping down the $5 tier instead of the $8 |
| 1:19.7 | tier. |
| 1:20.7 | Just kidding, you'll get my eight bucks every month forever. Love you guys. |
| 1:25.2 | Bye. |
| 1:26.2 | Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. I'm JF and I'm looking at Mike right now. We were both |
| 1:31.0 | playing a little game. while that voicemail is going |
| 1:33.5 | it's called look at our phones. I was checking it out looked like there was some |
| 1:37.7 | Ash on here. Yeah I was looking at the apps. |
| 1:40.8 | Doing my updates to my phone updates never update your phone you're not supposed |
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