Episode 375: The Barnyard Brothers

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Go home, YKS…you’re drunk! Oh wait no you aren’t. You’re just making another good ass funny ass episode of the show we all love to listen to. And after all, the show is quite beloved by many all around the world…so why wouldn’t we make more episodes of it? Well maybe we will get bored or hit by a bus or something. But not this week! We did one. And on it, we had some good ass shit such as the following: a movie about how to time travel, a drink that mixes up it own self for you and there’s no booze or mixer in it, and also something called Morphy Richards. Morphy Richards. Well anyway, it sounds funny. So. Bring your sense of humor! It’s required!

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and
0:09.6	Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up
0:14.4	so somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still
0:18.5	doing these Kickstarter sucks yeah that's. We're still doing these. Drug control.
0:23.0	Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.
0:26.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey, so I had a one of them strawberry bonbon candies today.
0:36.0	I was wondering what is your favorite Grandma candy and how long are your penises?
0:43.0	Thank you.
0:44.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS Mike.
0:46.3	Uh, I would say my answer to both is about three and a half inches.
0:51.1	What? Your favorite Grandma is three and a half inches. What? Your favorite Grandma was 3.5 inches? What does that mean?
0:56.5	Do you think before you talk? I think I forgot what the first question was.
1:00.9	Yeah. Nailed the second part though. Plus my
1:03.7	Wiener is even bigger than that. If you could fucking believe that. Trust me. Oh yeah,
1:10.7	oh I got a big thing. Trust me.
1:13.0	Brutal way to start the episode.
1:15.0	Hello everyone.
1:16.0	I'm JF with the three and a half inch thing
1:18.0	and my buddy Mike here is thinking his measured tape out.
1:21.0	One inch long, wow.
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