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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 377: Decent Sized Load for a Rat

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2024

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Eeeeeeeevveeerryyybboooody do the new show dance! Oh yeah! Let’s do it! I see you! Wow, guys, I knew you were super talented and always up for a crazy time, but I had no idea fans of YKS were such groovy groovers! You were really movin that thing! Well let’s put that energy to good use, shall we? By sitting still and quiet for like 2 hours while some other guys talk about the computer. Starting right….NOW!

On today’s show we’ve got a pet memorial which honestly is fine just a little pretentious maybe but not every one of these is gonna be like CyberTruck Pedestrian Scraper, ya know? Sometimes it’s just a silly little doodad. And the idea is it prompts further spontaneous conversation. So get off my ass! And stop dancing! Plus we’ve got a QR code you can finally wear on your lapel, money you can wear on your finger, and a book that I think even the Comic Book Guy would say is the “Worst. Idea. Ever”! ™ . Copyright. Or maybe there’s some other worst ideas on the thing I forget. Only one way to find out…to keep fucking still and listen to the show! And then go on the Pisscord and say if there’s anything weird about it so we can read it and feel bad. Enjoy!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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The Great YKS Advertiser Survey! Hey help your boys out and answer a coupla harmless q’s about what kinda stuff we could hawk on here. Hawk tuah that is. Just kidding; it’s not that. Head to Gum.FM/YKS if ya don’t mind doin that quick favor. Survey on that thang!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and

0:09.6

Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up

0:14.4

so somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still

0:18.5

doing these kickstarter sucks yeah that's. We're still doing these. Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.

0:26.0

Yeah, that's right.

0:27.0

We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.

0:29.0

Hi, Mike and JF, I'm calling because on your most recent episode

0:38.6

JF was talking you about putting toothpaste on the camera lens and used the word of schmuts.

0:48.2

And it sounded so foreign coming to his mouth.

0:52.6

Please never say it again.

0:55.6

You're too un-Jewish to use these kinds of words.

1:01.2

I love you, love the show. Do better with your anti-Semitism.

1:08.8

Bye.

1:09.8

Hey everybody, welcome to YKAS and let me just say

1:13.0

Mazldov. That's not the right one.

1:16.0

Oh, what?

1:17.0

I just googled, is it okay to say Shalom?

1:20.0

And the AI overview says that it is.

1:23.2

There we go.

1:23.7

So I feel like I can say,

1:25.4

Shalo!

1:26.2

And welcome to the show.

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