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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 378: It’s Basically Like The Matrix

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2024

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

HEY! Wake up! I’m guessing you were probably asleep when this episode came out. I mean, we’re asleep for a third of our lives, so we got a decent shot. And I love a damn underdog. Well now that you’re awake, would you like to go to the bathroom and squeeze out like a millimeter of pee? Don’t forget to keep your eyes kind of halfway closed so you don’t get all the way waked up. That always works. Alright now that you’re done and settling back into bed it’s time to relax completely without peeking at the time on the clock. Just kidding, motherfucker! It’s 3am. Now you’re fucked. Might as well listen to the show. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

0:05.0

Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.

0:08.0

Yeah, Mike and Che,

0:10.0

after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up

0:14.4

so somehow here's another six peck of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still

0:18.5

doing these kick starter sucks yeah that's. We're still doing these. Drug control.

0:23.0

Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this up.

0:26.0

Yeah, that's right.

0:27.0

We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.

0:29.0

Hey, I just got this month edition of the Humor Times, and I wanted to know your guys' angle on what they were going for on the cover page here, where they have Dick Cheney and the I of Sauron and it says I'm voting for the

0:46.4

Hobbit. Do you think they're saying, yeah, Dick Cheney's evil, fuck him who gives a shit? Or do you think they're saying like, oh, wow, even Dick Cheney's voting for Kamala?

0:57.6

You know what I'm saying? I can't decide, but I think my guys at the humor times probably well I don't know let me know what you think

1:07.4

Thanks

1:09.7

Everybody welcome to Wike yes, I'm Jeff and I'm looking at my buddy Mike.

1:15.0

Hey Mike let's get this over with this is not even one of your days where you're like that.

1:20.6

I am.

1:21.6

No you're not every day is like a day where I'm like that No, you're not.

1:23.0

Every day is a day where I'm like that.

1:25.0

No, you're not.

1:26.0

You were happy today.

1:28.0

You gave me you're all happy.

1:30.0

I was faking it.

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