Episode 381: Everybody Clap Your Hands

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2024

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

I need to simplify my life. I think probably the best way to do that is to start gluing stuff in my house to each other. That way when I want my spoon, hey, my matches are right there. And my hand towels? Well they won’t go missing again, glued such as they are to my desktop keyboard. Don’t ask me why I need them in the same spot. It’s really only something you can understand when your life is as simple as mine.

On today’s show we’ve got, naturally, a way to glue your car keys to your phone, a thing that says it helps people but probably doesn’t (not this show), and a bed that constantly takes your dog’s blood pressure or something. And that’s just the Kickstarters! There’s other stuff in here too, like your friends Mike, JF, and Dan. And oh yeah, the Kickstarters as well. Now where'd I put that danged Post Episode button? It was right here, next to the glue bottle!!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.
0:08.6	Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff.
0:11.6	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.6	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.2	We're still doing these.
0:19.4	Your Kickstarter sucks, yeah, that's right, we're still doing these. Your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right.
0:21.1	We're still doing these.
0:22.4	We're not control.
0:23.3	Yep, Mike and J.F.
0:24.9	Haven't given this up.
0:26.2	Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	You're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:31.2	Yeah, good morning.
0:34.1	Start off my day listening to your podcast, probably a mistake, but I just wasn't here
0:39.4	episode where you said there's no good way to start a show.
0:41.8	That's really fucking weird.
0:43.6	Really fucking weird.
0:44.7	I can tell you guys have not been to see Beyonce, which is really a shame.
0:48.6	Hope you guys correct that in your lifetime, Fort Too Eight.
0:51.9	Thanks for the show.
0:54.3	Hey, everybody.
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