Episode 380: My Stupid Baby Thinks I Can Read

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2024

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Political division! It’s arguably the biggest problem facing society today, or a fake thing that does not exist at all except in the mind of feckless dorks and opportunistic grifters. Who’s to say! Probably us, I would think. Yeah. I think it’s us guys who get to say what everything is. Also some stuff that “is” this week: a type of coffee that doesn’t make you go to the bathroom, an AI that helps you talk to women, and a religious satire movie that feels at least 20 years out of date. Plus, we don’t say anything about putting down dogs in this episode so everyone’s safe from that. If they don’t read this far I guess.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.
0:08.8	Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff.
0:11.6	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.6	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.2	We're still doing these.
0:19.3	Your Kickstarter sucks.
0:20.4	Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.6	We're not control. Yep, Mike and J.F. haven't given this up.
0:25.6	Yeah, that's right. You're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.6	Hey guys, I have a quick question for you, which is when you have an onion and you keep it in the pantry for a little while, maybe longer than you were expecting to, and then you get the onion out to cook it.
0:46.6	If there's some black, dusty stuff on the outside of the onion, that's fine to eat that, right?
0:54.0	It's not on the part I'm going to eat. It's on the sort of the onion, that's fine to eat that, right? It's not on the part I'm going to eat.
0:55.3	It's on the sort of papery outside layer.
1:00.2	The other thing is that I tried to leave this exact voicemail like a week ago,
1:05.2	and I remembered the number wrong.
1:09.4	So I called what I think is a doctor's office in Vermont and asked them this question, and they did not get back to me.
1:20.7	So hopefully you guys get back to me on it.
1:22.7	Anyway, I love the show.
1:25.1	Hey, everybody, welcome to YKS.
1:27.0	Here's what I'll tell you about the onion, Mike.
1:28.7	I don't care what's on the outside of it.
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