Episode 388: Well My Dog Is Trapped in the SoulCube

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

Hey where’s that damn dog of mine? He better not be…oh no…oh NO!!! Well, anyway. Update on our various locations: the YKS boys are off to CES, and you all are here at home, listening to the show. Or you’re at your work, I guess. Whatever THAT is. Presumably some kind of sexy doctor like they have on TV. So we had better make this a good one to get you through that long slog of sexy surgery. Ah man! Don’t drop some hot sweat into that open cavity!

On today’s program, we can finally share our dreams with you, and the dreams are, guess what. Bad. Plus we are getting down to brass tax with some good old fashioned common American sense, which is a scam of some kind, and a TV channel which is not a scam at all probably but man it sure is a bummer. Unfortunately we do end the episode on that one which is poor planning on my part, but in my defense, that is ok for me to do because I don’t like to feel bad about my actions. Anyway have fun at work doc. We will be trying out fancy new dildos in the desert.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.
0:08.6	Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff.
0:11.7	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.6	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.2	We're still doing these.
0:19.4	Your Kickstarter sucks, yeah, that's right, we're still doing these kickstarters sucks yeah that's right we're
0:21.2	still doing these sucks yeah mike and j f haven't given this up yeah that's right
0:26.9	you're still doing your kickstarter sucks hey uh mike and jesse i am calling you last night i had an
0:36.5	idea coming to me in a dream.
0:38.3	Some of the time it's ever happened to me.
0:40.3	First time I was a middle school and the idea was watermelon lemonade.
0:45.3	But now my rinsefully developed and I think I had a much better idea.
0:49.3	Look at about 3 a.m. all I get thinking about was in flight, all you can eat, buffet.
0:59.7	Pretty good, I think.
1:01.8	And I don't think I'm really going to do much with that idea.
1:04.8	So y'all can just feel free to take it.
1:07.0	All I need is a special thanks, kind of entrepreneur type guys.
1:10.2	So maybe you're starting an airline, something like that.
1:14.6	But yeah, you know, have a nice day or episode or whatever.
1:21.2	I don't know.
1:21.6	I'm going to hear some of this.
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