Episode 389: KarenCoin: Hodl to Your Manager

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2025

⏱️ 178 minutes

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Summary

Well here we are in 2025 and of course the number one problem everyone is having right now is that cereal gets too wet or warm or something like that. Yep it’s pretty much driving everyone mad and a lot of scientists have “jumped out of windows” about it, but it seems like this problem won’t be fixed anytime soon. And that really stinks because if that problem got fixed there would be some good stuff happening after that. Alas!

We’ll just have to make do with a brand new way to make money on social media, a freakin wristband that gives you super powers in your smart home, and a computer that can flush your bird’s toilet for you. Perhaps some day we will solve our problem of cereal having to be eaten within like 5-10 minutes of pouring it into a bowl…or all die trying.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.
0:08.6	Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff.
0:11.6	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.6	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.2	We're still doing these.
0:19.4	Your Kickstarter sucks, yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.4	We're not control. Yep, Mike and J.F. haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right. You're still doing your
0:28.0	Kickstarter sucks.
0:31.3	Hey, guys. It's Saturday night making some AOLI with some THC olive oil.
0:38.1	And I'm calling you for some input on what a good name would be for THC AOLI, like a HAYOLE, a HAYOLE, a HAYOLE, a HAYOLE, a KANAOLE.
0:47.3	I don't know.
0:47.8	I mean, that's something else, but that's why I'm calling you.
0:50.3	Need some help.
0:51.1	Love the show.
0:51.8	Let me know.
0:52.6	Bye.
0:53.7	Hey, everybody.
0:54.4	Welcome to YKS.
0:55.4	Mike.
0:55.9	We got the key check.
0:57.2	We got the sock check.
	...

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