Episode 390: Thank You For Your Service, Rob Riggle
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2025
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Summary
That awkward moment when you want to play some poker with the guys but the poker chips aren’t shitty little plastic penguin things…Thanks GOD those days are over! With that and more projects from this crazy little episode of our wacky little show, I think the future is looking very, VERY bright. Bright, indeed! And I’m not talking about the new movie that could potentially be someone’s “Star Wars”! I’m talkin’ something else, altogether, baby! Let’s see what else. Oh yeah there’s a thing on here to wipe your dick. OK see ya
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:08.8 | Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff. |
| 0:11.6 | They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. |
| 0:14.6 | So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk. |
| 0:17.5 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:18.2 | We're still doing these. |
| 0:19.3 | Your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:20.4 | Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. |
| 0:22.3 | Yeah, Mike and J.F. haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:27.0 | We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:32.1 | Hey, guys, listening to Episode 388, Jesse, were just giving Mike a bunch of shit because he refused to |
| 0:39.3 | take a shit in his hotel room. He instead went down to the lobby. I just want to say Mike |
| 0:44.3 | is vindicated. You should always shit in the hotel lobby bathroom. You should in the hotel room. |
| 0:50.8 | There's something, they're engineered to maintain |
| 0:54.2 | the shit smell for your entire |
| 0:56.1 | stay so you really |
| 0:58.1 | shouldn't even pee in there |
| 0:59.2 | even if you've had coffee you should do every |
| 1:01.3 | everything in the hotel lobby |
| 1:03.4 | and yeah |
| 1:06.2 | and only sleep in the room |
| 1:08.1 | and Jackoff. Love you boys. |
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