Episode 395: Nut Milk and the Poppers

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

UHHH!! YUCK!!! UYUCKOO!! I axeofdentally touched the gas pump! BLEH! When I was pumpking gas into the car. My car got some gas on the outside of it! OOWOOGA! Now to touch the $20 bill, the door handle, the cash wrap, the rollerized hot dog, the plastic bag, a quarter, a newspaper, my sticky butt crack, and a cop’s gun on the way home. THAT makes a lot of sense. A nod to health!

On today’s show we have all that and more. Plus a couple of other things like a nutting device, something with Jell-O, and a pathetic device that is pussifying the boomer generation. Sad to see! But funny to hear. And that’s the way the show goes. Enjoy

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.
0:08.6	Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff.
0:11.6	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.6	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.2	We're still doing these.
0:19.4	Your Kickstarter sucks, yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Your Kickstarter sucks, yeah that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.6	We're not to control.
0:23.6	Yep, Mike and J.F. haven't given this up.
0:25.6	Yeah, that's right.
0:26.6	You're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.6	Hey, what's up guys? I saw on Twitter the other day.
0:35.6	Dan was upset that someone said drinking 10 beers was going producer Dan mode.
0:42.5	So I guess my question is if somebody said they were going producer Dan mode,
0:46.8	what does that mean to you?
0:48.7	What do you picture?
0:50.8	Because the first thing I thought of was getting a lays bag pregnant.
0:56.0	I guess if I got another question, Dan said that he busted hands free while recording YKS other day.
1:06.1	And what do you guys think was happening?
1:09.3	Well, that was going on.
1:10.5	Was Jesse B. mean to him or? Like, what is? what do you what do you guys think was that happening well that was going on was uh was jesse bian
1:11.8	to him or uh what is what is going on over there all right uh love the show by
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