Episode 396: Adventures with Papa Mike and JF

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

“I was once a professional Quake player and won a couple thousand dollars at the first paid esports tournament in the United States.” ← May be true from a certain perspective, if you ignore some key facts and add a generous dose of assuming good faith argumentation. However, “There are at least 6 Kickstarters featured in this week’s episode of YKS” is a statement of fact unassailable by even the most ardent fact-checker. Go ahead, count them yourself! We’ll be waiting. To wit:

On today’s show, we have something about Wi-Fi, a stupid golf one, and 4 others. Satisfied? Well me neither but it’s on the damn show so suck it up! Oh yeah and don’t forget…have a nice time!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.
0:08.6	Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff.
0:11.5	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.6	So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.2	We're still doing these.
0:19.2	Your Kickstarter sucks, yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right.
0:21.1	We're still doing these.
0:22.4	We're not control. Yep, Mike and JF haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	You're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:30.9	Hi, Mike and JF. I'm at home. I'm doing my job. I work for estate agency for one of the states.
0:42.3	And I'm listening to a presentation called A View of the Future, Hotel Workspace Reservation Application. The whole presentation is supposed to be hotel workspace reservation application.
0:56.7	The whole presentation is supposed to be about, like, after they give us all cubicles,
1:03.9	and we have to use a reservation system, how amazing it's going to be for our new workplace.
1:09.3	So I wondered, what is your ideal workplace?
1:16.2	Like, what is your view of the future?
1:21.2	Also, I'm stoned.
1:22.7	So there's that.
1:25.3	Hey, everybody.
1:26.0	Welcome to YKS.
1:26.7	Mike.
1:27.0	Does it ever piss you off to hear about these people who sit at home and think they're doing work? Yeah. Then that makes you think it's... This is not... This is not...
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