Episode 399: Almost the Last One

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Who’s getting canceled! I need to know this. It’s important to know who that is happening to! Because I assume it is a lot of people. Presumably it is, right? It’s only a few or several years later. And nothing has really changed since then. Plus there’s a game about it, which usually indicates some level of relevance. Yep. All in all, I’d say someone is getting canceled. God, I hope it’s no one I care about! The consequences, we assume, would be dire.

Well anyway on today’s show there’s that kind of stuff. And some Catholic stuff (don’t write in saying you’re Catholic I don’t want to hear none of that mess). And some surfing stuff (don’t write in saying you’re a surfer I don’t want to hear none of that mess). And of course, our old friend Stringy. Stringy, we love you!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.
0:08.8	Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff.
0:11.6	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.6	So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk.
0:17.5	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.2	We're still doing these.
0:19.3	Your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.3	We're not too strong. Yep, Mike and J.F. haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right. You're still doing your
0:28.0	Kickstarter sucks. Hey guys. I have a new next door neighbor, and they had a package delivered today.
0:39.9	I got delivered in my house, and I looked at the name on there, and it's my 7th grade math teacher who one time put down a test in front of me that I got a F on
0:54.7	and I saw the F and I just said
0:57.9	F-U-C-K
0:59.1	U
1:00.0	and just out loud to myself
1:03.9	and she thought I was saying
1:04.9	fuck you
1:05.4	and I don't know
1:07.8	do I tell her
1:09.0	sorry the beat I I don't know. Do I tell her?
1:16.0	Sorry, I was late on the beep.
1:19.5	First of all, hello and welcome YKS.
1:20.0	I'm JF.
	...

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