Episode 398: The Fellanded Frergrowths
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2025
⏱️ 131 minutes
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Summary
It’s finally time to discover the future of bathrooms. What is it? What will it be? A toilet with a battery? That weird grilling situation from the old Home Improvement episodes? A sink with “good vibes”?? Nope! It’s got to be a bidet with a sticker of “The Dude” from Big Lebowski on it. If that’s what the future of bathrooms is, then get me that damn DeLorean! I’m going back to the past!! Is that what happened in that movie? I honestly don’t remember. I hate Back to the Future. But this isn’t about that. It’s about other stuff.
Like an incomprehensible AI show, an inscrutable AI text messaging app, and a downright confusing conspiratorial book pitch from a guy I wouldn’t trust to find an Easter egg, much less a missing person. Easter’s coming up. Don’t forget to get your eggs. Oh God, I just realized…Easter’s gonna cost a fortune this year!! Uh yeah, this IS the worst timeline. And me without a DeLorean again…don’t that beat all! (Did they do multiverses in those movies? I honestly don’t know)
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:08.8 | Yeah, Mike and J.F. are still doing this stuff. |
| 0:11.6 | They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. |
| 0:14.6 | So somehow here's another six-pack of this type of junk. |
| 0:17.5 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:18.1 | We're still doing these. |
| 0:19.3 | Your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:20.4 | Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. |
| 0:22.3 | We're not to control. Yep, Mike and J.F. haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:26.9 | You're still doing your Kickstarter sucks. |
| 0:32.1 | Hi, so I was recently scandalized because I was on the highway. |
| 0:39.5 | And my daughter says, oh, I think there's a dog in that car. |
| 0:45.4 | And so I look over, and it wasn't a dog. |
| 0:50.7 | It was a man receiving roadhead. |
| 0:56.8 | And I was truly baffled and horrified |
| 0:58.5 | I felt like a little baby virgin |
| 1:01.3 | who'd never seen anything |
| 1:02.6 | anything before |
| 1:04.0 | and it scarred me |
| 1:06.4 | and I can't stop thinking about it |
| 1:07.7 | so I'm wondering if you guys have ever seen anyone |
| 1:10.6 | doing any sort of sexual acts in public. |
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