Episode 401: The Scort on the Bas Goes Bip Bip Bip
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2025
⏱️ 145 minutes
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Summary
Been crafting your reality lately? Well we have. That’s why demons are in charge of the world, the economy is in the toilet, and tornadoes are whizzing past our houses. We’re not that good at it! Someone else should be crafting our reality…but without the right app, there’s no hope. Plus, even if we did have the perfect reality creating app, we would probably be too busy waiting for our stupid tattoo artist to get done stenciling the piece of art that will be a permanent fixture on our skin (why do they take like 35 mins???) or worse, spending time with our children. Gah! And what fucking temperature is it outside! Why won’t my mug tell me!!! I need help. And a Lot of it. Right now. Luckily there’s a new episode of YKS! But Doctor…you know. That whole thing. See ya
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, |
| 0:01.0 | It's YKS, and we're getting crazy, Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah, and you're in-em-bud |
| 0:08.1 | baby, two certified players with swag and risk, you ain't never heard a better podcast |
| 0:12.3 | than this volume of a seat back, crack the six-pack, to the worldwide kings of the game |
| 0:16.8 | of backs, come on, is YKS, come on Drop the beat |
| 0:21.8 | Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. |
| 0:24.0 | Sorry, I forgot out |
| 0:24.7 | When he says drop the beat, he means drop to start talking. |
| 0:29.1 | Actually, he means play a voicemail. |
| 0:31.7 | When were you going to tell me to play the voicemail? |
| 0:33.2 | Play the voicemail, dude. |
| 0:35.6 | Hey guys. |
| 0:37.2 | Next one, skip this one. I have a new next, guys. Next one. Skip this. |
| 0:38.1 | I was a new next door neighbor. |
| 0:40.2 | And they had a package delivered today. |
| 0:43.8 | I got delivered in my house. |
| 0:46.2 | And I looked at the name on there. |
| 0:49.6 | And it's my seventh grade math teacher who one time put down a test in front of me that I got an F on. |
| 0:59.5 | And I saw the F and I just said F, U-C-K, you. |
| 1:04.8 | And just out loud to myself and she thought I was saying, fuck you. |
| 1:09.5 | And I don't know do I tell her |
| 1:12.5 | okay now how will you next time set me up for the voicemail a little bit better |
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