Episode 402: Open To Selling Rights To This Episode for $1,000,000
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2025
⏱️ 132 minutes
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Summary
Twenty twenty twenty four minutes to go…I want to hear the podcast! Imagine if we were posting this episode just 24 minutes before it was supposed to go live. That would certainly be a stressful situation…and maybe it’s even happened before! But nowadays we’re a little bit wiser, a LOTTA bit older, and let’s just say we got it in with plenty of time to spare. Pause.
On today’s show we’ve got a kitchen device that will have you saying “That’s maybe 2 things. Definitely not 10, and no way is it 12”, a kitchen device that will have you saying “Who in the world could possibly justify this…why would you make this…”, and a kitchen device that will have you going “Well, that doesn’t really feel like a product at all. It’s borderline an idea.” I guess there are a few kitchen things today but the rest of them are the normal crap. So get out the knife and fork and plate and napkin and stuff like that…it’s time to YKS!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | When you're getting crazy |
| 0:06.4 | Mike and Jay |
| 0:07.2 | in the input baby |
| 0:08.6 | To certified players |
| 0:09.8 | With swagriss |
| 0:10.7 | You ain't never heard a better podcast |
| 0:12.4 | In this volume of a seat back |
| 0:14.0 | Crack the six-pack |
| 0:15.1 | To the worldwide kings |
| 0:16.2 | Of the game we're backs |
| 0:17.2 | Come on |
| 0:18.1 | It's YKS, come on |
| 0:20.3 | Drop that seat. |
| 0:24.1 | When you all leave the restaurant, I think they should do superlatives of the dining room. |
| 0:34.0 | Superlatives, like best eater and messiest eater and best drinker |
| 0:41.4 | hey everybody welcome to yKS and just a reminder when you're leaving a voicemail don't forget |
| 0:48.0 | to say you know i'm done leaving the voicemail or goodbye see you later some, something like that, just to give me a chance |
| 0:55.6 | to reach over and hit the beep button. I'm JF and I'm talking here. My friend Mike and I were |
| 1:01.2 | talking before we got started here on the show. Mike, we were talking a little bit before we got |
| 1:04.9 | started. That's true. We were. Yeah, we had a, what do you call it, a conversation? I guess you |
| 1:09.6 | could call it a conversation. |
| 1:11.2 | Yeah. |
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